Dear Buddha,
I haven't been especially good this lifetime.
I've been eating meat the whole time, for one thing. You probably never ate lamb, but it is as delicious as it is cute. Unfairly so. And I don't think fish should even count as sentient life. Nothing is dumber than a fish.
I have an unhealthy interest in serial killers, trash tv, and most things bad for me.
I own a leather purse. Maybe more than one? and I have definitely owned a leather jacket. I got it in San Fransico during my Wild One phase. Wild One is a movie where Marlon Brando is sexy and angry and not afraid of a damn person on the planet which appeals to me because I am afraid of everyone.
I lie all the time. I don't know why.
I'm mean to people that love me.
I don't appreciate things. I'm selfish. I am very judgemental.
Here is my story.
I will do my best to tell the absolute truth and not take this journey too seriously.
